(317): I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "

haters gon hate 💎💎💎

I was excited to be going to Leith last night. naaaaaat. #latergram

oh the irony.

wavyyyyyy

this is what I am going to keep telling myself today.

“Bey, what…what, what in the hell is he doing to my sofa?!”

“I don’t want to know…I bet that heifer Kim taught him that.”

Queen V. @vikkiadams07

yep. @katycunninghamx @vikkiadams07

nice mug of @BarrysTeaTweets’ to start the day off….

@elizabethsusan_ ❤❤❤❤

(617): female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away (781): i think i might be a female sloth