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08

May

zimmyisme:

Trolol, dark humor

zimmyisme:

Trolol, dark humor

07

May

Someone made this. WHOOOO

01

Apr

annabremner:

:)

Jennifer Lawrence and first impressions:

Woody Harrelson:
I was on my bus, and on my bus I have a yoga swing. Jennifer comes on, and she goes, 'Hi, Woody, I'm J—is that a sex swing?' Her first sentence to me.
Josh Hutcherson:
When I got cast, she called me up for one of those five-minute 'Excited to work with you, blah, blah, blah' things. The conversation started with her saying, 'Think about a catheter going in – ouch!' and then turns into a 45-minute rant about zombies and the apocalypse.
Zoë Kravitz:
I'd met her a few times, and she was like, 'You should come over and we'll hang out.' So I go over to her apartment, and she opens the door in a towel. She's like, 'Come in, sorry, you're early, I was about to shower.' And she drops her towel and gets in the shower, and starts shaving her legs, totally naked. She was like, 'Are we here yet? Is this OK?' And I was like, 'I guess we're there!'
the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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Josh on the cave scene. 

(Source: quellary)

merspers:

Have you got a particular skill that people might not know about? (x)

i love this girl

(Source: jasonnywithnochance)

27

Mar

19

Mar

fuckyeahtattoos:

Our fingerprints don’t fade from the lives we touch
…a line from the movie Remember Me

fuckyeahtattoos:

Our fingerprints don’t fade from the lives we touch

…a line from the movie Remember Me

11

Mar

When I’m drunk and someone tries to have a serious conversation with me:

10

Mar

hellorogue:

I pretty much look like this when I know I’ve disappointed someone :( Sowwy x

27

Feb

(Source: yer-a-lizard-harry)